Aside from being the only magician i have ever seen, i think he was the best.
The man kept disappearing. Every act he was either on the opposite side of the stage or transformed into a woman.
I think i know how this all works but i have convinced my mind otherwise to keep the fun in it. A child was picked to guest star in a disappearing act. and he disappeared. coming back a few minutes later out of the ceiling.
I really wanted to find the child afterwards to ask where he went. I wonder if he was like Mel Gibson in what women want and hung out in the back with all the fancy women, picking cocktails and acting studley.
When i first looked at it i thought it was spam in some bizarre html form.
After giving it a second glance i realized it was from a boy in my dance class who is doing the music for our final.
Here is what it said..
Pliz 4 those who need there music 2 b cut, if U can give it 2 mi 2day or 2morrow so that I can rip it over the weekend & we shall do the cutting 2gether most probably on Tuesday b4 practice & / or Wednesday btn 2:30pm - 4:00pm. 4 others who dont need theres 2 b cut, U can bring it on Tuesday - practice time. So then I shall b able 2 get everything ready by Thursday.
Thanks so much & have a great day. C ya
What is the language? this is not even colloquial language. this is pure stupidity.
Joseph next time remember that are you just a white mormon boy at byu. Not a black bad ass from the bronx.
Secondly the wrong form of the word, their. My biggest pet peeve in writing.
It makes me eyes cringed and my ears ring.
Notice how he replaced the E in me with an I. i do not understand this. is he trying to say MY? or did he think the I was actually on the other side of the keyboard because after all they are in the same spot just opposite...
Numbers 4 words 2nd biggest pet peeve 4 all of u out THEY'RE reading 4rum mIIII.
Everything is the email is abbreviated. all except for half of the last sentence..why did he not abbreviate thx? or gr8? but he went to the effort of finding the & sign instead of simply typing and... it is possible that these abbreviations are far too complex for this brilliant writer.
This is so embarrassing. I even thought twice before posting it on here because it is so repulsive. Why would anyone be okay with making themselves a fool like this? i think Joseph has sent one too many texts throughout his life time. The English language is becoming so distorted. this kind of talk compares to grunts and non-words in my mind. social order is dissolving.
Things are starting to look up. I feel like i am reaching that point in the year when everything comes into focus. Classes are finishing up, papers are done and dusted, syllabuses are winding up and grades are coming to a close. I hope that this is not a teasing glimpse of happiness. That wouldnt be fair. But lets not dwell on unhappy schoolities.
Sunday was a particularly nice day. It was my last day home for a few weeks. I had a pretty free day, however it also felt productive. I did some shopping with Jen, dinner with family, some movie watching, and a few last callooh callays. it was a lovely day and that has to count for something.
On the plane i came across a particularly amusing poem. However, i have already been told off once for saying it. and i would not want to offend anyones, 'sensibilities'. It is pretty crude but in a good mood it makes you smile.
But the highlight of my day was a conversation i had with an old friend. The same memories that make me so sad make me so happy sometimes. But I am rather happy with the outcome of all those memories considering how different things were back then. Being home made me real excited to move back next spring.
Growth takes place whenever a challenge evokes a successful response that in turn evokes a further and different challenge. We have not found any intristic reason why this process should not repeat itself indefinitely even though a majority of civilizations have failed as a matter of historical fact.
-Arnold J. Toynbee
Air bound. See you soon Utah. See you sooner Hawaii.
There is a street where my family used to live With people we met the day we moved in. They saw what we brought with us, quiet hopes for a better life & great dreams for the future Someone else has moved in Knowing nothing of the street they now live on We never warned them of the mysteries that lay in store for them. Should we? No. The trick to life's mysteries is to keep moving forward. To let go of the fear that slows us down and keeps us from enjoying what lies ahead. Sure there will be shocking surprises we never saw coming, but thats really the point.. Dont you think??Garder votre secret
These are all simple pleasures that everyone and everything on this earth should enjoy, it is real sad to me that many animals do not get the pleasure of breathing fresh air until the day they are being sent to the slaughter house.
Turkey's are very intelligent birds, they love having their feathers stroked and like to chirp, cluck, and gobble along to their favorite songs. They each have their own individual personalities and are very much aware of their surroundings.
Another truth about turkeys is many of them are treated poorly their whole lives. Thrown around in small wire cages, hung upside down by their weak and often broken legs, their throats are slit while they are still conscious, and many turkeys are awake and alert when they are dragged through the scalding hot water of the defeathering tanks. They are denied everything that is natural and important to them and often their bodies are mutilated.Turkeys are not protected by any federal animal welfare laws.
Give turkeys a reason to be thankful and become a vegetarian!
Not only is vegetarian a morally good thing to do, it is cool, and it helps to save animals lives. It is healthier too. Vegetarians are less likely to become obese then meat eaters. So you can kiss heart disease and diabetes goodbye.
I have not been making good use out of my days here.
Today is the day i did Lovely things.
Finished my book.
Smelled fresh growing flowers.
Planned a cake.
Bought new shoes.
Held a stray cat.
Planned a trip to Paris.
Ate vegan ice cream.
Went New Moon pranking.
Listened to Alexi Murdoch and Regina.
Watched the clouds.
Thought about my love for Bella.
Planned to take over the world.
Laughed out loud.
Took a walk, Gave a compliment, Took a compliment, Danced in the street, Thought of new ideas, Made a to do list, Day Dreamed, Thought of old friends, Handed out leaflets, Spoke up in class, Let a cockroach go free.