Aside from being the only magician i have ever seen, i think he was the best.
The man kept disappearing. Every act he was either on the opposite side of the stage or transformed into a woman.
I think i know how this all works but i have convinced my mind otherwise to keep the fun in it. A child was picked to guest star in a disappearing act. and he disappeared. coming back a few minutes later out of the ceiling.
I really wanted to find the child afterwards to ask where he went. I wonder if he was like Mel Gibson in what women want and hung out in the back with all the fancy women, picking cocktails and acting studley.
When i first looked at it i thought it was spam in some bizarre html form.
After giving it a second glance i realized it was from a boy in my dance class who is doing the music for our final.
Here is what it said..
Pliz 4 those who need there music 2 b cut, if U can give it 2 mi 2day or 2morrow so that I can rip it over the weekend & we shall do the cutting 2gether most probably on Tuesday b4 practice & / or Wednesday btn 2:30pm - 4:00pm. 4 others who dont need theres 2 b cut, U can bring it on Tuesday - practice time. So then I shall b able 2 get everything ready by Thursday.
Thanks so much & have a great day. C ya
What is the language? this is not even colloquial language. this is pure stupidity.
Joseph next time remember that are you just a white mormon boy at byu. Not a black bad ass from the bronx.
Secondly the wrong form of the word, their. My biggest pet peeve in writing.
It makes me eyes cringed and my ears ring.
Notice how he replaced the E in me with an I. i do not understand this. is he trying to say MY? or did he think the I was actually on the other side of the keyboard because after all they are in the same spot just opposite...
Numbers 4 words 2nd biggest pet peeve 4 all of u out THEY'RE reading 4rum mIIII.
Everything is the email is abbreviated. all except for half of the last sentence..why did he not abbreviate thx? or gr8? but he went to the effort of finding the & sign instead of simply typing and... it is possible that these abbreviations are far too complex for this brilliant writer.
This is so embarrassing. I even thought twice before posting it on here because it is so repulsive. Why would anyone be okay with making themselves a fool like this? i think Joseph has sent one too many texts throughout his life time. The English language is becoming so distorted. this kind of talk compares to grunts and non-words in my mind. social order is dissolving.
Things are starting to look up. I feel like i am reaching that point in the year when everything comes into focus. Classes are finishing up, papers are done and dusted, syllabuses are winding up and grades are coming to a close. I hope that this is not a teasing glimpse of happiness. That wouldnt be fair. But lets not dwell on unhappy schoolities.
Sunday was a particularly nice day. It was my last day home for a few weeks. I had a pretty free day, however it also felt productive. I did some shopping with Jen, dinner with family, some movie watching, and a few last callooh callays. it was a lovely day and that has to count for something.
On the plane i came across a particularly amusing poem. However, i have already been told off once for saying it. and i would not want to offend anyones, 'sensibilities'. It is pretty crude but in a good mood it makes you smile.
But the highlight of my day was a conversation i had with an old friend. The same memories that make me so sad make me so happy sometimes. But I am rather happy with the outcome of all those memories considering how different things were back then. Being home made me real excited to move back next spring.