If, If, and If

If I were a month, I’d be September

If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday

If I were a time of day, I’d be midnight

If I were a planet, I’d be Venus

If I were a sea animal, I’d be a Dolphin
If I were a direction, I’d be West

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be an Antoinette Sofa

If I were a liquid, I’d be red wine

If I were a gemstone, I’d be a Diamond

If I were a tree, I’d be a Cheery tree
If I were a tool, I’d be a Power drill

If I were a flower, I’d be a Gerbera Daisy

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be cloudy, rain, and no wind

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a piano

If I were a color, I’d be grey

If I were an emotion, I’d be content

If I were a fruit, I’d be a banana

If I were a sound, I’d be rain falling on glass

If I were an element, I’d be fire

If I were a car, I’d be a smart car

If I were a food, I’d be chips and salsa

If I were a place, I’d be London, England

If I were a material, I’d be cotton

If I were a taste, I’d be sour

If I were a scent, I’d be fresh laundry

If I were an animal, I’d be a chimpanzee 

If I were an object, I’d be a book

If I were a body part, I’d be eyes

If I were a facial expression, I’d be a half smile

If I were a song, I’d be Why cant i be you

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be a pair of black and white oxfords