Gas station tales

The best thing about short hair is no shedding.

The Loma

The smokey smell of freshly blown out candles makes me feel like christmas.

The Final

Another and probably the last Joseph update.

Today in the Aloha center he approached me asking if i was ready for the dance final.

I replied with, 'I guess as ready as possible!' 

He just gave me a courtesy laugh and said something about how excited he was. 

So i said, 'GREAT! have a good day!' 

As soon as he walked off Amy asked me why i was talking to him in such a strange tone.

I realized i was using my Childs voice with him.

You know the voice you use when praising a child..?

Your voice goes way up and your eyes get real big.

This is also the voice you use when you feel extremely superior to the person you are talking to. 

I never thought of my self as being superior to Joseph

After all he is just a normal human, like me.

But now im thinking that in the very very deep back of my head there is a feeling of superiority. 

Or maybe i just have no hope or respect for this boy. hopefully that is it. 

Good Luck tomorrow Joseph. ;)

The homework

Really do not want to do homeworks..

Cant Hardly Wait

The New

We played a version of risk in political science today.

I walked in late so i chose to be on the pink team,

but after pink starting loosing real hard i secretly switched to green

Matt was livid with this exchange.

oh well.

 pink ended up staying in the game the whole time but...

green won. so i got fifty extra credit points...

i <3 college

Me and this cherry MaggieEliza

JTT

After

Six papers

Four finals

One christmas party

One long flight

I'LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS!

When i was younger this was my favorite movie.

I think it was my secret crush on JTT that made me completely crazy back then.

My mom called me today and told me that Bellas knee is out of socket.

Also she has to get seven teeth pulled.

She will be a gummer and she is only 3.

The update

I no longer have my computer.

Thanks to a harsh night in bed last night.

It is a good thing i go home to another computer next week.

So for now i am hanging out in the library a lot.

Miss you MaggieEliza. a lot.

Also Joseph emailed me again. 

I found out that he is cheerleader for the spirt squad.

These are his intelligent words today.

Greetings
Class roster has 22 names but I only have 9 songs including mine? ? ? Give mi a call or text mi where I can pick up yo song or U can email it 2 mi 2day Wed 9th b4 9pm. C ya & gud nite.

Joseph
(808)277 9365

I am still real confused with the mi's.

I hope he gets some calls from this second post about him.

Almost famous.

The time relevance

Time is always changing my mind

Word of the day fickle..

The third or seventh definition

{weheartit}

The Roommate

MaggieEliza looking hip

Reverse 

Reverse

107 girls are real great

I think it is safe to say our pod is the leading pod

Far fetched

The Dog

When i move back to the mainland

I am going to live in a house

and own dogs

three kinds

possibly four

and i will love them so much

And while they are puppies

I will love them 

and take them on daily walks

and teach them the smartest dog tricks

I will have one cat too.

It will be a good cat

One that likes to go on walks

and ride in cars

and is friends with the dogs

But of all the dogs that i will own

This peach will always be the best

Her brain has to be the size of a nut

But yet she is so smart

And she knows the smartest dog tricks

Also, Amy Hanson's dog is sort of cute as well

{thx weheartit}

The Genius Hair

Is there such a thing as genius hair? 

This would mean that genius minds are complemented with genius hair.

Hair that is outrageous, and left unkempt, naturally to go along with their brilliance and eccentric nature. 

Albert Einstein

Albrecht Durer

Ezra Pound

Ludwig Van Beethoven

Marie Antoinette

Mozart

Mahatma Gandhi

I would not mind having genius hair.

It would be great to just roll out of bed and suddenly have brilliant hair.

Even when things go a little crazy, your hair is still the craziest.

The You Have To Become What You Fancy

Why do all the little things seem so important. 

Why are they the things you want or worry about most.

 Why are they the things you freak out about. 

Why is saying sorry afterwards so hard.

 Why is hearing the it's okay after the sorry so important.

Sentimental tune.

I want a light like this.

The Faceboob.

Facebook is back..

I am trying to decide if it is worth my time or not.

so for a few days, blog and faceboob. 

The Cyndi

Of all the artists Cyndi is the one i want to meet the most.

Cyndi Lauper - New Music - More Music Videos

Cyndi Lauper - Time After Time (Official Music Video) - The funniest movie is here. Find it

Some of my friends made a cover of time after time that is perfect. As soon as i get a copy of it i will see if i can post it. 

The Brilliant Writer

I received an email today that blew my mind.

When i first looked at it i thought it was spam in some bizarre html form.

After giving it a second glance i realized it was from a boy in my dance class who is doing the music for our final.

Here is what it said..

Greetings
Pliz 4 those who need there music 2 b cut, if U can give it 2 mi 2day or 2morrow so that I can rip it over the weekend & we shall do the cutting 2gether most probably on Tuesday b4 practice & / or Wednesday btn 2:30pm - 4:00pm. 4 others who dont need theres 2 b cut, U can bring it on Tuesday - practice time. So then I shall b able 2 get everything ready by Thursday.
Thanks so much & have a great day. C ya

Joseph

What is the language? this is not even colloquial language. this is pure stupidity.

Joseph next time remember that are you just a white mormon boy at byu. Not a black bad ass from the bronx.

Secondly the wrong form of the word, their. My biggest pet peeve in writing.

 It makes me eyes cringed and my ears ring.

Notice how he replaced the E in me with an I. i do not understand this. is he trying to say MY? or did he think the I was actually on the other side of the keyboard because after all they are in the same spot just opposite...

Numbers 4 words 2nd biggest pet peeve 4 all of u out THEY'RE reading 4rum mIIII.

Everything is the email is abbreviated. all except for half of the last sentence..why did he not abbreviate thx? or gr8? but he went to the effort of finding the & sign instead of simply typing and... it is possible that these abbreviations are far too complex for this brilliant writer. 

This is so embarrassing. I even thought twice before posting it on here because it is so repulsive. Why would anyone be okay with making themselves a fool like this? i think Joseph has sent one too many texts throughout his life time. The English language is becoming so distorted. this kind of talk compares to grunts and non-words in my mind. social order is dissolving.

Mefiez-vous!

The Cat O'meter

The Highlight

Things are starting to look up. I feel like i am reaching that point in the year when everything comes into focus. Classes are finishing up, papers are done and dusted, syllabuses are winding up and grades are coming to a close. I hope that this is not a teasing glimpse of happiness. That wouldnt be fair. But lets not dwell on unhappy schoolities. 


Sunday was a particularly nice day. It was my last day home for a few weeks. I had a pretty free day, however it also felt productive. I did some shopping with Jen, dinner with family, some movie watching, and a few last callooh callays. it was a lovely day and that has to count for something.


On the plane i came across a particularly amusing poem. However, i have already been told off once for saying it.  and i would not want to offend anyones, 'sensibilities'. It is pretty crude but in a good mood it makes you smile. 


But the highlight of my day was a conversation i had with an old friend.  The same memories that make me so sad make me so happy sometimes. But I am rather happy with the outcome of all those memories considering how different things were back then. Being home made me real excited to move back next spring. 

The Buy One Get One.

Thank you Prince for the song.

Thank you Tegan and Sara for making it brilliant.

I miss Cyndi. and fox.