Are you okay?

so i wake up this morning at 530 from a knocking on my door asking me if i was okay, and to report to the lounge, something about a tsunami and needing to get to higher grounds.
*#&$ its saturday and i just went to bed an hour ago. PLUS i have plans to go to the art museum! i remember someone talking about a tsunami last night but im still so confused. 
I guess everything is closed and people are filling up their tanks of water and gas and heading to higher ground.
i wasnt too worried seeing as im on the north side and like half a mile away from the beach. but with all this chaos and people calling me asking if im okay im getting a little stressed! also people are really packing up and leaving!!!! by 1045 its 1041! 
BYE

yada-la

Being I, is like being tone deaf
The music plays 
And I hear something
But it isnt what everyone else hears
Its like being a sheet of white blotting paper
The words come out of peoples mouths
And then disappear behind my face
Into a wall of falling snow

If, If, and If

If I were a month, I’d be September

If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday

If I were a time of day, I’d be midnight

If I were a planet, I’d be Venus

If I were a sea animal, I’d be a Dolphin
If I were a direction, I’d be West

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be an Antoinette Sofa

If I were a liquid, I’d be red wine

If I were a gemstone, I’d be a Diamond

If I were a tree, I’d be a Cheery tree
If I were a tool, I’d be a Power drill

If I were a flower, I’d be a Gerbera Daisy

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be cloudy, rain, and no wind

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a piano

If I were a color, I’d be grey

If I were an emotion, I’d be content

If I were a fruit, I’d be a banana

If I were a sound, I’d be rain falling on glass

If I were an element, I’d be fire

If I were a car, I’d be a smart car

If I were a food, I’d be chips and salsa

If I were a place, I’d be London, England

If I were a material, I’d be cotton

If I were a taste, I’d be sour

If I were a scent, I’d be fresh laundry

If I were an animal, I’d be a chimpanzee 

If I were an object, I’d be a book

If I were a body part, I’d be eyes

If I were a facial expression, I’d be a half smile

If I were a song, I’d be Why cant i be you

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be a pair of black and white oxfords

Elephants

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So for those of you falling in love
keep it kind
keep it good
keep it right

A dream within a dream

Take this kiss upon the brow!

And, in parting from you now,

Thus much let me avow —

You are not wrong, who deem

That my days have been a dream;

Yet if hope has flown away

In a night, or in a day,

In a vision, or in none,

Is it therefore the less gone?

All that we see or seem

Is but a dream within a dream.

I stand amid the roar

Of a surf-tormented shore,

And I hold within my hand

Grains of the golden sand —

How few! yet how they creep

Through my fingers to the deep,

While I weep — while I weep!

O God! can I not grasp

Them with a tighter clasp?

O God! can I not save

One from the pitiless wave?

Is all that we see or seem

But a dream within a dream?

-Edgar Allan Poe

Vitamin C

I dont mind the taste of chewable vitamin c pills,
but i prefer the taste of chewed up swallowable ones instead


so far i have counted SEVEN bug bites on my legs. i cant imagine where they came from because i have been sitting on my bed writing a paper and youtubing for the past few lots of hours. ants.. damn ants..

technicolor yawn

A few years back i had a newish friend who asked to bunk at my house for a few nights.
I said sure, only shortly after he arrived he came up with some awkward sickness that caused him to pray to the porcelain god over and over and over again. the only trouble being he had a case of the night soils as well. 
at the time i wasnt completely sure how to approach the situation, so i ignored it pretending i knew nothing of his misfortunes. only after the acts continued on for two or so days this approach obviously failed. and i had to eventually take care of my newish friend and his spewwww.
I only bring this up because i had another awkward run in with the night soils tonight.


So i was sitting in my corner stall reading my book at 1 am when another girl walks in and chooses the stall next to me. it was fairly quiet in there. but i guess i was being extremely quite. non-existant quite. because she was SO loud. either she is a very confident girl or she had no idea i was there. she was making noises i have never heard before. i wasnt really sure if i should just remain quite to spare her the embarrassment or if i should quickly get up and leave so she would never know my identity. i was holding back my laugher so hard, so i decided to do a foot check to see if it was one of the core six. then i could laugh out loud and make them feel real awkward but okay at the same time. it definitely was not. after about five minutes of exotic bathroom noises (not to mention the smell) she flushed and left. 


she left towards my hallway side. there are only three girl out from the core six. (since they probably dont read this im okay to say names) it definitely wasnt Ali the tan girl, which leaves Elke or Caroline. the Australian or the Chinese. my vote Australian. 


Dear girl,
Thank you for letting me know how your fiber intake was today. i might bring up some new rules in the hallway tomorrow.
1. Pee only on our side PLS
2. ALL other business go to the other side!!!
3. thank you from your friendly neighbor
im sorry if it embarrasses you, but i want you to know its just for kicks. we may have our differences, but one things for sure. we were both sitting in a bathroom late one night. hoping to be alone. little did we know we were both soon going to be interrupted. 


always,
Kenzi

tumble

OH YEAH.
i FINALLY got TUMBLR figured out. 
to all my faithful followers, 
join me in the tumblr world as well!!!
to the rest of you,
happy lenting.

girl, interrupted

As far as sunday goes
1.i slept for a wonderful 12 hours
2.watched girl, interrupted
3.re-painted my nails
4.ate a chocolate ball
5.took a shower
6.had the best chat with mom
7.watched an oc episode


Plan for tonight
1. GET UP!
2. feed my brain, my body maybeeez
3. tidy room
4. midterm study hopefully
5. sleep!


Have you ever confused a dream with life? Or stolen something when you have the cash? Have you ever been blue? Or thought your train moving while sitting still? Maybe I was just crazy. Maybe it was the 60's. Or maybe I was just a girl... interrupted. -girl, interrupted

Sophie

This might be a little dramatic but
I dont think im going to make it much longer unless i gift myself these SHOESSSSSSSSSS


I love them SO much.
likegivethemtomerightnow

LastFM

Everyone should have one of these

plus to my baby sister

my little sunshine

peachy jill

my truest groupie

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

BUHHHHHHH

stress equals zits
zits equal more stress
more stress equals bad grades
bad grades equal not good

I have something to tell you..

I have email pen pals
I keep my cell phone nearby whenever im reading in case i dont know a words meaning
I daydream about WOW
I would spend money on clothing over anything, anyday
My favorite boys are the ones who can pull off long hair
I am paranoid about things touching my face
I constantly have thoughts and opinions running through my head, but putting them to words is one of the hardest things.
I always let my mind beat my body and heart
Of all the minds, the one i admire most is Churchill
I make the strangest noises and actions with my hands when im nervous or anxious
Sleeping people creep me out
I am scared of someone poking my feet with a needle in my sleep, so i cover my feet at all times.
I really really like byuh
I use extra strength deodorant
I have a HUGE stash of letters and emails written but never sent
I would chose bella over anyone
I can remember only one day in my life being completely happy, since then i can only remember feeling at least completely content
I procrastinate everything
I hate wearing underwear or bras, so i dont as often as possible
I have a crush on someone
Clowns are my biggest fear
Coffee always makes me physically feel better
I always wonder what the people in the elevator with me are thinking, and i usually make up scenarios.
I have a constant fear that everything could suddenly fall apart
I dont hate people i just like my thoughts better when im alone


HOKAY! So many secrets for one night

I am loving this song right now

Democratic Peace

I should be getting two packages from snail mail this week!
I should also be mailing out a few overdue. very overdue packages this week!


One midterm down, only four more to go. plus a duly noted paper to write.


I thought of this theory this morning. 'Countries who use Mac dont go to war with each other' and in this i mean countries who predominately use Mac. 


On a final note, thanks Kelly for showing me this darling band! 
I love you a lot KK!

Dexter

Yesterday i got a random text out of nowhere that said,
"F*ck you Jessica.
Your a b*tch"


My first reaction was that they used the wrong "you're"
but aside from that i thought how rude the text was.
so i wrote back "That is very rude of you to say"


and they replied saying "your rude and that goes for your boyfriend too!'


im positive i dont personally know anyone named jessica who is a rude b*tch with a rude boyfriend, but to that anonymous texter, "f*ck you too"

the bucks

I woke up this morning to one nostril breathing and the other not.
My throat sore with spikes running down its walls
The realization that i have not written my assigned articles for this week
And my head twisted like a cinnabun, that i want. but wont have


I think ill get a starbucks today
Isnt it interesting coffee is the third most valuable export commodity here next to oil and illegal drugs. 
Still wish starbucks would up their game in fair trade beans, seems like a better use of my money. but for now while im carless, and moneyless ill continue to buy from them. 

Heres to

One of the most creative fashion designers of my teenage time
His spring 2008 RTW show blew my mind enchanted.
I remember sitting at my desktop computer looking through his collection and finding it absolutely stunning. 
I adore all his work beyond anything.
Hopefully he lives on as an icon in the fashion world
Heres to the creative genius....
Lee Alexander McQueen

Jimmi Francoeur

Is quickly making the ranks on my most visited websites page

These photos remind me of salt lake, whos to guess they were actually taken in the great city of salt?
probably not, but hey, they look close enough.
Jim (yes we are on on nickname bases in case you were wondering) is a photographer from Canada living in Canada.
Canada has got it going on lately!
Tegan and Sara
Jim Francoeur
Celine Dion
The Olympics
Maple Syrup
Now if only we could stop the seal slaughter, I probably maybe would LOVE to live there

Mauve Naïf

Are you mad, or are you sad?
or are your eyes and hands always on the breasts?
I think im going to gift my self with a totem pole-esque scarf next paycheck.

Designer: Catherine Lebrun

Photographer: Jimmi Francoeur

foxets

When i should be writing a long, space wasted paper i am reading blog friends posts and comparing CNN vs. Fox stories.
Fox is the only news channel played on campus. I actually enjoy fox. not for educational purposes, for entertainment and my daily dose of what the f*cks. 


I really really 
really 
really 
want 
THIS

Home Wrecker

Heres to the home wrecking theme. 

Beyond scandalous. 

photos via

Sebastian Faena

&

Arthur Elgort